i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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