I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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