ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
she pinky promised me she was 18
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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