She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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