Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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