Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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