i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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