Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
