Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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