Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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