She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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