That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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