I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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