super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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