im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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