I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
