Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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