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  He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"

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• Good news everybody, I found my turtle.

  Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 20, 10 at 1:19pm

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  • Tell us more about this turtle!

    Submitted by Observer on Aug 20, 10 at 2:15pm

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  • yes please do speak of the turtle! :P

    Submitted by iiiloveyouuu on Aug 20, 10 at 5:53pm

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• keep your religion, good intentions and politeness out of my filthy dens of iniquity!

  Submitted by getwhatuget on Aug 20, 10 at 1:50pm

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• well said

  Submitted by Colombian_Cartel on Aug 21, 10 at 1:20pm

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• That's a good thing... Right?

  Submitted by prometheus on Aug 21, 10 at 1:22am

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• I was gonna tell the stripper God Bless You Heart, too, but then his dick was in my mouth so it came our sounding like Ngub Bwuh Whu Whuwt. Anyway, he got the idea.

  Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 20, 10 at 1:23pm

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• IMGR8NU- Freaking hilarious!

  Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 20, 10 at 2:39pm

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• We all know where his mind is...

  Submitted by codysgirl on Aug 20, 10 at 1:16pm

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• i go past all the good stuff and blow my load into your heart-DC

  Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 20, 10 at 3:04pm

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• I like turtles

  Submitted by Mithoxamine on Aug 20, 10 at 10:18pm

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• Love how people are concern abou th turttle.

  Submitted by MissGi on Aug 20, 10 at 5:00pm

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• Of COURSE this is from Portland.

  Submitted by directrixsr on Aug 24, 10 at 3:37am

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• BWAHAHAHA!!

  Submitted by TheDerret on Aug 24, 10 at 6:11am

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