What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
