ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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