would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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