you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
His hands were made for my vagina.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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