I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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