do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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