My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Randomize
