Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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