how can u be prego again
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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