I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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