how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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