talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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