dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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