this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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