strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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