just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
