whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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