Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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