11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
