I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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