i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
