Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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