I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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