I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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