the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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