sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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