My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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