my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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