I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Damn victory sex feels great
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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