But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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