I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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