Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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