normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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